dude, why are you wearing a table.



I always thought it would be cool to juxtapose windows 95-era computer imagery with fantasy elements like magic and spirits. 

SO, i give you: floppy disk demon. pretend the GIF compression is for thematic effect.



before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 


I ask u ur favourite dinosaur, you say “you” and kiss me on the nose
I say “well, mine is a styracosaurus because it has a shield head like a triceratops but its got lots of spikes and its pretty much a cooler version of a triceratops on many levels its like the third evolution of a protoceratops”


have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses


still looking for a hassle free way to become a dog


i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

"When I was five I thought auditions were a great way to get out of school."


If you didn’t have a crush on Zuko at one point in your life then you’re either lying to yourself or you’ve developed some crazy way to prevent yourself from loving attractive, angsty, fictional characters and you need to teach me your ways


I would rather die than tell u I like u a mix for when you hate yourself for how much you like a boy [listen]



Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Anonymous: So who's gonna top? Marco or Jean.


They are both enthusiasts of and extremely proficient in the art of Extreme Tops.
They’ve trained for years. Slinging their bladed tops into mini-stadiums, urging them to knock the other top on its side as though sentient beings lived within them.
Both of them will Beyblade in a turn-of-the-century battle. The last top spinning will prevail.
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