*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
listen if you don’t think dean’s arms were made for rocking babies to sleep and holding them safe to his chest
and his hands for holding their little tiny ones and cradling their heads
and his mouth for singing lullabies and kissing away boo-boos
then i don’t want to talk to you tbh
That’s it. That’s their relationship.
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
31. you were a kindness (studio version) by the national
you were a kindness when i was a stranger
but i wouldn’t ask for what i didn’t need
everything’s weird and we’re always in danger
why would you shatter somebody like me?
have you ever cried over a character
i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”
have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried
because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better
because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact